TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1. chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
2. chocolate doesn't mind if you think about someone else while you eat it.
3. you can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
4. you never have to say, "That was the best chocolate i ever had... really"
5. in cool weather, chocolate can stay hard indefinitely.
6. chocolate won't needly you for information about all your past chocolate.
7. it's ok to have chocolate on top of your desk or in an elevator.
8. offering chocolate to everybody at a party doesn't make you a Ho.
9. you don't need a few drinks before you suggest chocolate.
10. chocolate satisfies every time.
this is why i love chocolate :D
1. chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
2. chocolate doesn't mind if you think about someone else while you eat it.
3. you can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
4. you never have to say, "That was the best chocolate i ever had... really"
5. in cool weather, chocolate can stay hard indefinitely.
6. chocolate won't needly you for information about all your past chocolate.
7. it's ok to have chocolate on top of your desk or in an elevator.
8. offering chocolate to everybody at a party doesn't make you a Ho.
9. you don't need a few drinks before you suggest chocolate.
10. chocolate satisfies every time.
this is why i love chocolate :D
3 comments:
mehehehehe nicee
meehehe suka coklat des?
siapa sih yg ga suka coklat hahaha
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