And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

I think I love

every single little crack on your face

I think I love

even our most casual embrace

You don't have to try

Cause I've made up my mind

Baby, I think I love you today

Remember that time

you threw a can of beer at me like a stone

You drunk too much wine

and threw up in the taxi cab on the way home

You looked like a mess

But I must confess

Baby, I think I love you today

When I think what we could do

If I could only say to you, yeah

All of these things,

well do I dare

and would you care?

I think I love

everytime you honor me with a kiss

I think I love

well, there are just a million things I could list

Should let you know

but maybe tomorrow

Baby, I think I love you today